âŚď¸ This is part 3 of the series: Grown-Up Democracy â on voters, politicians, and who should be allowed to run the world. Read part 1 here: The Problem Isnât Trump or Orban. Itâs Everyone Who Made Them Possible. Read part 2 here: A Test to Vote? Could That Save Us from Narcissistic Maniacs? Read part 4 here: The Narcissist Is Never Alone.
Anyone can enter politics and make decisions that affect millions. And you can do so without any proof of your knowledge, skills or capabilities. You can call a meeting and claim, âOnly I can fix it.â If enough people believe you, you will get hired.
Apart from narcissistic maniacs and other exquisite egoists, we have politicians who are not up to the job. They may have good hearts, but that says little about their capabilities.
A friend of mine worked for the government in Sweden. She was asked to write a primer on the European Union for a politician about to assume a high-profile job in Brussels. Her Head of Department sent it back to my friend several times: âThis is still too difficult for XX.â
What if that Swedish politician had been required to acquire knowledge on the EU and show proof of the ability to handle information before landing that job in Brussels?
What if that person, and everybody else, had to pass a test before being allowed to enter politics at all?
Many have to pass tests to be hired, so why not politicians?
Imagine if politicians in Brussels had to undergo the same rigorous testing as the civil servants who work for them.
A civil servant in Brussels
To become a civil servant at the European institutions, you need to go through a long and hard selection process.
Many practice for these tests for years, and many fail â I did.
Firstly, you have to pass computerised tests in verbal, numerical and abstract thinking.
Within 90 seconds, you must draw the right conclusions based on a complex statement. âWhat are the conditions for making a complaint to the Ombudsman? In which way are the oceans overexploited?â
Just as quickly, you have to combine different figures and calculate the ratio of the Netherlandsâ GDP to that of Finland.
After that, you will be given a multiple-choice test in EU Knowledge or your field of expertise.
And finally, you will do a written test. You will be assessed on how well you can present your ideas in a way your audience will understand.
Politicians, howeverâŚ
In contrast, politicians in the European Parliament âand any politicianâget the job through an arbitrary selection process. Firstly, within their own political parties, and secondly, through elections.
So, without any real demonstration of competence, politicians make decisions on our behalf.
On a grey November afternoon, a lawmaker presses a buttonâand with it, shifts the course of a country or a continent. They hold referendums on EU membership, make us switch from nuclear to wind and solar, and set conditions for who and how many get to enter our borders.
Locally, politicians decide on how well Granny will be taken care of, how frequently the trams and buses run, and whether your town centre is full of soulless boxes or beautiful and welcoming.
Wouldnât it be reassuring to know that all our honourable representatives are capable of making sound decisions on the issues that shape our lives? That they didnât bluff or stumble their way into power? That they can not only read technical reports and scientific papersâbut actually understand them, and can draw the right conclusions?
Like knowing that a survey of 100,000 people carries more weight than one with just 1,000. Or understanding that correlation doesnât imply causation. Watching a lot of TV does not cause an early death. And yes, that they realise, unlike Marjorie Taylor Greene, earthquakes are not caused by climate change.
Wouldnât it also be reassuring to know that all our lawmakers comprehend statistics? Particularly, since they draw so much on statistics in their arguments. That they understand that a drop in the inflation rate from 6 % to 3 % does not mean lower prices? That they know the difference between average and median?
We demand years of education to become a lawyer or a doctor. A politician seldom has the same palpable impact on an individual as a doctor or a judge has. On the other hand, politicians make decisions about almost everything in our lives, decisions that may affect us for years to come.
So why should they be allowed to do that without any proof that they are up to the job? Why not demand testing similar to that of civil servants in Brussels?
Yes, I know, being able to inspire and persuade is a big part of politics. The same goes for courage, determination and stamina. âWe shall never surrender,â Churchill said and lifted the British people through the war.
But the kind of evaluation I am suggesting would only cover the basic requirements. To show that you are fit to enter the race, but not how well you will succeed. It would be like an admission test to a university, something even people of Winston Churchillâs calibre would have to sit.
And no, this wouldnât exclude less educated candidates â preparation materials should be free and open to everyone.
Will politicians accept this?
But would any politician agree to this? Some would, especially those confident they would pass. âA piece of cake,â they might say.
We could even start by making it voluntary. Those who take the test could wear it like a badge of honour âand use it as political ammunition. âI took the test. What about you, Sam? Not quite up to it?â After all, politicians often introduce programs as voluntary before making them mandatory, just like they did with child vaccinations or seat belts.
Once we gain enough support both from politicians and the public, the resistance will peter out.
In a previous article, I suggested a test to vote. If that comes to pass, politicians will find it hard to argue against them being tested, too.
Will this work?
Will an evaluation test âĂ la Brussels guaranteeâ competent politicians? Who will always make sound decisions? No. But we have a better chance of sifting the potential wheat from the obvious chaff.
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Yet, we have a worse problem than faltering mental faculties when it comes to politicians. Among those who seek power, we find the ones who should never, ever be granted any power.
Narcissism is much talked about, but few seem to understand what it actually is. Or how dangerous it is. And narcissism in politics is what Iâll talk to you about another time.
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My main sources for this article:
European Personnel Selection Office
Four tips to avoid being bamboozled by political statistics and data





We could use something similar here. But what, I'm not a good judge of that.