Give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize!

Give him the Nobel Peace Prize! Or at least give the impression that he can win the Nobel Peace Prize.

I got this idea from Times Radio.

Have I lost my marbles in these times of trouble?

No, not more than usual.

Let me explain why I think this is a good idea.

The orange man needs to win. What he fears more than anything is to become a loser. He doesn’t want to stand by a loser either no matter how many favours Putin or Russia may have done for him.

Hence, anyone should do what they can to make him understand that Russia, and subsequently Putin, is cracking due to the costly war in Ukraine.

“Russia is about to break. The economy is in free fall. Supporting Putin will make you look bad.”

In tandem, give him the impression that he can win the Nobel Peace Prize if he makes Ukraine win, and then reach a deal with a ruined Russia. (Only the Ukrainians can make any deal with Russia, but he doesn’t care about that.)

HE will be remembered as the utmost hero. Only HE made peace both in the Middle East and with Russia. HE will deserve the prize much more than anyone—above all more than the archenemy: “Obama could never have done what I did. People say I am the best prize winner ever.”

Convince him that “You enabled the biggest victory since World War II.”

That “No single human being will ever have achieved what you can achieve.”

That “No prosecutor will dare to touch you after this.”

Imprint an image in his head about the monuments, the statues, the avenues in his honour. Bigger than Lincoln’s, longer than Broadway.

Make him envision the celebration of victory in Kyiv (he needs to find Ukraine on a map first) broadcasted around the globe, with him as the guest of honour. Zelensky will tell the whole world” We have one man and one man only to thank for this great victory. Ukraine and the world will be forever grateful.”

And they will all be there to give him standing ovations: Merkel, Macron, Obama, and all the others who have made fun of him. Finally, they have understood what a great man HE is.

That is how simple and childish a narcissist is.

He is NOT unpredictable. He is highly predictable.

I will repeat that message until journalists, politicians, public figures and every being who cares understands that predicting the behaviour of a narcissist is possible—once you learn enough about narcissism.

We don’t have to sit and wait for his next deranged decision. We can make him do what we want.

With the prospect of a Nobel Prize in the offing, little else will be on his mind. Whatever is on his agenda, he will quickly return to Oslo.

“Has somebody called the Nobel Committee today? Perhaps my son should make a visit?”

And him not getting anything done is always good news.

If you think this idea is, merely, an attempt to be funny, consider some of the other gritty choices by the Norwegian Nobel Committee. The orange man would still be the worst laureate ever, but not outstandingly so.

And giving him a prestigious prize is a small price to pay if it can prevent more children in Ukraine from asking “Where’s Mum and Dad?” only to be told they will never come back.

p.s. I promised you something else, but I am afraid this message took precedence. And why do I only mention his name in the title? Find out here.